Chrysler Group to Be Sold for $7.4 Billion

The Palestinian Interior Minister looked up to the sky
And wondered where the hell he’d parked.

He was gonna work on his resume tonight, but
Drunk on cheap beer and poker winnings, he feels

It best that wait another night. Maybe two. He thinks
“I really should get my son out to more football matches.”

Scientologists ambush the BBC, while
Cruise ship runs aground off Alaska

Pakistani official killed as strike called in Karachi, while
Search for 3 G.I.’s [sic] abducted in Iraq continues

No ‘new Cold War,’ says Rice in Russia, and
Atomic agency concludes Iran is stepping up nuclear work

Maybe we can wash the car together this weekend.
I don’t think they said it’s supposed to rain.